What the sheet?

Required prior knowledge for this read: Trainspotting, the movie, or at least the sheets scene….. Sheets ahoy Hey, er, is this a bit weird? My dog and I exited a friends apartment one day, strolling into the common hallway, towards the lift. Coming towards us was a young lady, pretty, very well dressed, and, carrying […]

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The first date sandwich

Last Friday night… My friend, lets call her Carli Preston, and I met up for drinks and some dinner. After a long work week with people and the ongoing beat of life giving me a good work out, I was up for a chilled evening of flavoured vodka and stuffed zucchini flowers. In fabulous Melbourne style, […]

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The transition house

People always look normal in a photo, until you know they’re a serial killer. I’m not making any reference to this guy, I’m just saying. When you look back you notice things differently. Anyway, this guy, lets call him Lionel, approached me through e-Harmony. Lionel choose to skip the guided communication steps, which I find […]

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The pocket-rocket dating disaster

Well, here goes, I am officially going to share my recollection of a very short date. Don’t judge me too harshly… Once upon a time I had an internet dating profile on e-Harmony, and I hated it. Why? Well, apart from that it takes about 3-4 hours to set up your profile, every time I […]

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The five stages of Gumtree

This week, for the first time, I have experienced the joys of getting rid of stuff that’s been hanging round my house utilising Gumtree. It seems to be a bit of a quandary in the first world today whether to keep things, or chuck them away. Many’s the time I’ve taken things to the dump […]

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